Isteri: Buat apa tuh?
Suami: Tau tak kat mana diary lama SD?
Isteri: Ntah, dah buang kot. Tengok lah dekat bawah meja study, kalau ada, adalah.
5 minit kemudian, lampu masih terpasang:
Isteri: Buat apa lagi tuh?
Suami: Oh, ilham nak jawab interview tengah datang. Kena tulis nanti lupa.
Isteri (dalam hati): Perlu ke cari diari lama tulis ilham?
15 minit kemudian, isteri dah tak boleh tidur, duk terguling kiri kanan kiri kanan. Tiba-tiba suami bersuara:
Suami: Oh, mama saya cakap dia nak handbag kaler hitam.
Isteri: Ok. (Isteri tiba-tiba teringat) Oh, mana beg Michael Kors and Coach saya yang tak jual tuh?
Suami: Haah, mana ye. Last sekali saya letak dalam kotak USPS sebelum pindah. Lepas tuh tak tahu kat mana.
Isteri: Serius lah awak.(suami memang suka buat lawak tak kena tempat). Kita baru kemas bilik sebelah, tak jumpa pun kotak tuh.
Suami: Entah2 terbuang time pindah kot (sambil mencari kotak tuh di merata2 tempat)
Isteri: (Diam)
Suami: Awak, janganlah marah. Saya takut. Janganlah marah, saya takut awak marah.(Suami memang bertanggung-jawab sepenuhnya menjaga stok fescalados)
Isteri: Tak marahlah, tengah pikir camner leh hilang beg tuh. Bukannye beg kecik, beg besar ok.
Suami: Tak baik marah2, nanti baby pun jadi pemarah.
Isteri: (Dalam hati) Ek eh, dah tak marah dia pulak yang lebih. *#^%^
Kesimpulan dari dialog di atas: Menangis air mata darah pun tak dapat handbag tuh balik . But the most important point hopefully conveyed from the above dialogue is tolerance comes with age. If this incident happened 5 years ago, surely one will anticipate a big fight, as big as Third World War.
But..but.. I can forgive but never forget. So, en. suami bertuah, sila beli satu handbag besar sebagai ganti ok ;)
4 comments:
OMG! Handbag mahal tersilap buang still boleh sabar??? Anyway, good for you!
I know!! There must be something WRONG with me! That would be either due to pregnancy or age. Kalau pregnancy mesti lagi mengamuk kan, so I guess it was due to age. And, come to think of it, beg Coach tuh pre-loved and memang dah lama tak pakai, nak bagi kat K.Shima. I guess takde rezeki dia ;) MK punye beg je lah yang baru and we shared the cost of that handbag, so dia pun rugi gak.. ;)) Statement pasrah gila. Haha
ouch, C & MK mesti nanges2 gak dlm tong sampah tue. or maybe jugak some lucky homeless pple jumpa and is dancing with joy as she walks down the street, haha.
I was saying the same thing too. There must be one homeless happily wearing those bags while pushing their shopping cart around the town. Haha.
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